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Engaging, educational, and self-deprecating stories written by two hopelessly average middle-aged Midwestern girls in mid-life crisis. We’re not experts in anything; we’re late for everything; but sometimes we're funny. Learn more about us at your own risk. You'll either love us or hate us. Some days we'll care way too much what that opinion is, and some days we won't. Either way... Welcome to the Jungle!

**In the following stories you will see some promotional or affiliate links. We aren't too proud to earn some money to feed our Ben and Jerry habits. We do promise to only peddle the goods we truly love and that we think you will love too.**

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